Well, after 15 minutes of walking from the train station to my hostel, I can say for certain that Prague is about 40 million times better than Bratislava. I see now why the tour guide was always trying to say Slovakia was better than Czech: because it isn’t.
Why did they even separate? It’d be like if Charolettetown was like, oh we’re totally better than Toronto and are making PEI its own country. We’d be like… bye.